Opinião – IPhone 5

Sr. Mário Bittencourt, faço-lhe uma oposição clara, aberta, induvidosa, implacável e inarredável.

No entanto, essa oposição encontra limites na urbanidade e civilidade necessárias à convivência social. Nesse tom, a sua família é intocável pela minha pena, eis que é sagrada aos meus olhos, Presidente.

Isso posto, proponho-lhe um teste, com o maior respeito, Presidente.

Vossa Senhoria é um advogado bem formado e informado. Enquanto membro da classe média, o senhor tem condições financeiras de presentear seu(sua) filho(a) com um IPhone. Em tempos de IPhone XI, dê-lhe de presente um IPhone 5. Grave, com o seu celular, a reação dele(a). Depois, analise-a detidamente, nos seus mínimos detalhes.

Por que isso?

Porque o senhor tem traços de arrogância que beiram o autismo.

Só que as vítimas desse autismo somos nós. A sofrida torcida tricolor clama por “A” e o senhor contrata “B”. E “A” nem é tão caro assim.

Putz grilo!!!

Com o teste do IPhone, espero, o senhor terá uma pálida ideia da reação da torcida tricolor diante dos nomes até agora ventilados nas Laranjeiras. São todos – TODOS – pavorosos!

De duas, uma: ou o senhor não entende necas de futebol e deve ser ejetado do cargo o quanto antes ou o senhor está de brincadeira com a nossa cara e não deveria sequer ter assumido a Presidência do Fluminense.

Volte para o seu escritório, Mário!

Pelo amor de Deus!

Saudações tricolores!

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