Opinião – A Teoria do Heliocentrismo segundo muitos da Nassão

Consoante a pacífica Teoria do Heliocentrismo, o Sol é o centro do Universo.

Entretanto, desdizendo o modelo engendrado, principalmente, por Copérnico e Galileu Galilei, muitos rubro-negros acham o Flamengo o centro do Universo. Assim sendo, tudo o mais giraria em torno do urubu. Nós seríamos os “… antis…” – como se o prefixo “anti” admitisse plural.

PQP!!!

Para os flamenguistas – ou melhor, para a relevante parte dos que padecem de delírios doentios de grandeza – arrolo três fatos, dois deles são notórios e o último, pessoal:

a-) em 1976, na semifinal do Campeonato Brasileiro, disputada entre Fluminense e Corinthians, havia, num Maracanã lotado, pelo menos 20 mil flamenguistas à direita das cabines de rádio torcendo pelo Timão. Não há registro histórico de nada similar, ao menos no Brasil. Era a “Fla-Fiel”. Quem são os “… antis…”?

b-) em 2008, na final da Libertadores de 2008, os flamenguistas criaram a LDU – “Liga dos Urubus” especialmente para torcer contra o Fluminense. Quem são os “… antis…”?

c-) após o triste desenlace da final da Libertadores, um desinfeliz, com quem não falava há anos, me mandou um e-mail para me sacanear. O FDP nunca me contatara para saber de minha saúde – então bastante debilitada -, mas para me torrar o saco, ele apareceu do nada. Naturalmente, mandei o espírito de porco para a esquina seguinte à Casa do Cacete. Quem é o “… anti…”?

O Flamengo não nasceu de parto normal, tampouco anda com as próprias pernas. Diferentemente, o urubu é produto artificial de um modelo excludente – para os demais – e veiculador de privilégios financeiros e esportivos odiosos – para si.

Do ponto de vista financeiro, a Televisão patrocina um Plano Marshall às avessas, pois, ao invés de reconstruir os que necessitam de apoio, fortalece quem já é privilegiado. Há método nessa leviandade! Genuína mamadeira de piroka.

E, do ponto de vista esportivo, o quadro é ainda mais vergonhoso. Alguém pode citar o último jogo decisivo no qual o Flamengo foi prejudicado? Vale recorrer ao Google.

Caiam em si, escrotos!

Quando o Flamengo perde, não se comemora a derrota em campo. Festeja-se o malogro do sistema – elaborado por mentes diabólicas da nação e sustentado por muitos imbecis da Nassão.

Saudações tricolores!

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